Jesus Died For You ??

I think the following succinctly sums up the whole man made Christian melodrama…

The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn’t really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Yeah, the whole thing would make Jesus die laughing, if he wasn’t already dead, and assuming he ever existed.”

From: Atheist Camel Here

Yes this makes perfect sense and is far more logical than those other God stories that men have always made up…you know, like the Hindu’s, Taoist, Buddhist, Sikhism, Zoroastrianism, Wicca, etc..

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