The Rapture on May 21st.
May 18, 2011 Leave a comment
Have you kind people been preparing for the Rapture? Have you told all your relatives and friends to not fly or take a road trip on this coming Saturday, May 21st.? Have you made arrangements for some pagan to come and care for your pet dog or cat or whatever?
I’ve been trying to get some rapture believers to sign over the deeds on their houses and any prime real estate they own, but have been so far unable to persuade them that they should. I suspect/think they really don’t believe the rapture will happen. Imagine that…doubting their own prophecies.
So far I have put up new sandbags around the old bomb shelter, restocked 50cal. Ammo for the machine guns, laid in a year’s worth of food and water and first aid supplies, finally picked up that short wave radio and put in the burglar alarm system I have been procrastinating about. The neighbors are looking at me kind of funny lately…I don’t know why. NOT 🙂
I hear that there are thousands of “Rapture Parties” planned all across America…personally I think this is the appropriate response to this really stupid display of how ignorant much of the American Christian community is. Men and women of the Christian persuasion have been predicting the “end times” for 2000 years now and all of us pagans get to laugh at them when the date just flies by with not a burp or bump to signify anything. Hell, even Jesus himself predicted the end of the world in his own time…just shows you how much that supposed Man/God knows.
Well if you look at the Christian record of things they have been pretty bad prognosticators about much of what they believe in. They can’t seem to come up with any real evidence to back up most their claims about God and Jesus and end times. They revere a 1700 year old book like it is the be all and end all of human existence…totally ignoring what we have learned in those 1700 years as humans.
One of the Christians champion debaters (W.L. Craig) has recently said it is alright to kill children if “God tells you too.” They believe that it’s O.K. to kill people for things the Bible rails against such as: disrespect to parents, mixing crops in a field, mixing two different fabrics together, adultery, homosexuality, masturbation…hell, just about anything to do with sex, except married couples in a missionary position.
The believers are hoping that come May 21st. they will be looking down from heaven at us poor souls and laughing their heads off…I suspect I will be looking at those poor silly confused people…laughing MY head off come that day
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